#{♡》 anonymous}

[arttsuka]

Eating your art style, sorry

Anyways, imagine if Jed can read Chinese (learned from the railroad workers, both historically and movie canon! Well meaning they speak Chinese in the movie) And translates something into English for Larry while everyone just collectively goes "sorry, huh?"

Larry would be so done with that situation

Imagine your boyfriend knowing Chinese but not being able to learn Latin

Edit: there's, there's a fanfic of this now. Go read it.

[soundwave-is-far-superior]

For your consideration: Shock with a Human S/O who is on all accounts accept one a perfectly rational and normal person... how ever, the second StarScream enters the picture they are going so far out of the way to annoy the piss out of him. Just the most annoying sibling-esque torture their squishy human body can thrust upon the unfortunate mech and Shock just has to kinda sit there and either endure it or intervene... which inevitably has Star boasting or the human complaining in one manner or another. Or both.

A/N : Hello and thank you for requesting this! I don't know whether I should make this a story, headcanon or something else, but I'll make the hcs first and maybe the story? :D Anyways, enjoy and I hope this is what you want! </3

Can you not be more annoying? [Shockwave x human!S/O ft. Starscream HCs]

Warning!! : nothing. Just pure fluff and crack with Screamer being Screamer, Shockwave being Shockwave, and you being you. Except a little bit too sassy for your own good. Mentions of affair (?).

- It was another normal day with you and Shockwave. As usual, you're standing on the other table, watching your beloved scientist do his work and other stuffs you're too bored to even ask what is it.

- Shockwave is very busy, yes, so most of the time, it'll be either you try to talk to him and he answers as best as he can, or just pure silence and you'll be bored to death. But the former happens almost everyday.

- Almost, not like every single day. Sometimes, you wouldn't talk to Shockwave at all, even if he's free and not doing anything.

- He gets concerned over this so quickly. I mean, why is his Conjunx won't talk to him? Isn't he's free now? Why is she so silent in all of a sudden? Why did she asks Soundwave to groundbridge her to the Nemesis?

- All of logical scenarios and possibilities running through his processor in miles. Every scenarios are worst than the last, and he's starting to worry even more. One dare to say, paranoid. Is she... having an affair? No, no, no. She wouldn't. After all, you love him, right?

- Right?

- Because he doesn't want to have the illoical and negative thoughts consuming him, he comm-links Soundwave to open groundbridge for him to Nemesis.

- "Soundwave, I require a groundbridge to Nemesis."

- Just with that, a groundbridge opened, and Shockwave doesn't hesitate to enter it in an almost too hurried movement. Once on Nemesis, he speaks to the TIC with his usual monotone voice.

- "Have you seen [Y/N]? She was not telling me where is she going."

- The TIC then paused for a moment, and shows a camera recording of [Y/N] getting carried by Steve and there's also Starscream.

- "She- went with- Steve- and-" Soundwave uses cut off recordings to form a sentence and he points towards your direction, "Starscream." he states, using Megatron's voice clip.

- And oh boy how Shockwave is even more worried. Why on Cybertron did you choose to be with Steve and Starscream? Where are you going? What are you doing?

- Wasting no time, he immediately thanks the TIC properly and head towards your direction. On the way there, he's thinking so hardly on what to say if you are indeed on an affair. Is he so bad as a lover that you betray him?

- Getting inside the room, he finds you sit on a table with Steve and Starscream standing near you.

- His assumptions and thoughts quickly replaced with dumbfounded look and mentally facepalm.

- There you are, talking at Starscream about this and that which makes the said mech groans in annoyance and tries to counter your sassy remarks.

- And Steve just watches in both amusement and slight sweatdrop. Steve be like : 😅

- "Why are your eyebrows like that? You speak about yourself so high, but how can you do that with how weird your eyebrows are?"

- "First, they are not 'eyebrows'. They are called optic-ridge or optical ridge. Second, they are not weird! I've been built like this and-"

- "You mean, you're born with permanent high-heels and weird eyebrows? Poor you! I sometimes wonder how you can even walk with such stilletos on your feet."

- "Oh Primus-"

- Honestly, Shockwave is happy and very relieved that you don't have an affair, but he's slightly annoyed that you chose to annoy Starscream rather than to entertain your own Conjunx Endura.

- So, he's just standing there, and after some time, he speaks up.

- "[Y/N]. I have been looking for you. Why did you leave without telling me?"

- He asks in his usual monotone and emotionless voice, but you knew better. You're sure that he's annoyed and jealous because you spend time more with other mechs that aren't him.

- "I'm just having a nice talk with Screamer here. Nothing else." As you nonchalantly say that and lean towards the wall, Starscream can't help but groans in annoyance and speaks,

- "If insulting and annoying me is what you called 'nice talk', then I'm very disagree with it! Seriously, Shockwave, your human is so insufferable! Take her away from me!"

- Well, Screamer doesn't even need to order the scientist, he already scooped your smaller frame on his servo as he nods and leaves with Steve and Starscream leaving as well after he does.

- Once inside your shared habsuite Shockwave rarely uses, he tries to scold you, which you just brush it and walk away so nonchalantly.

- He sighs, knowing full well there's no use in trying to speak to you. You'll just act nonchalant.

- After that incident, you kept on bothering Starscream. The SIC always boasts about it and complain, all the while you're still asking sassy stuffs and still giving him sassy remarks.

- "For the sake of Primus, these are not-"

- "Not what? Not my problem?"

- "Oh Primus- why are you still here?!"

- "Should've ask that to yourself."

- "You weakling-"

- And Shockwave very much just watches the two of you. The other one is complaining and boasting, and the other one is also complaining and boasting about it.

- Starscream has tried multiple times on countering your sassy remarks, but he never succeed. In fact, you somehow managed to reply all of his counter words, and it left even Shockwave himself surprised.

- "How about yourself? Why are you so weak and have a very short lifespan? Don't you organics are parasites?"

- "How about yourself? Why are you too coward and too bold for a Decepticon? Us humans aren't like you, even though our lifespan is short and we're so weak, we're useful."

- "[Y/N], sweetspark-"

- May or may not be interested in your ramblings with Starscream, but Shockwave can add his own thoughts and sassy remarks, although not as mentally painful as yours, but it's clear he learnt a lot from you.

- Starscream is very unfortunate though, having now one more addition of someone who will throw sassy remarks and questions at him. He prays that Steve can help him, but the said Vehicon is also learning from you.

- What a life for you, Screamer.

- And what a cute, sassy nature of you, [Y/N]. Even if Shockwave only listens to your sassy remarks all day long, he doesn't mind. When it comes to you, his organic Conjunx Endura, he'll do anything.

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@sereneisstillhere

@andauserene

[iaure]

I love your yandere godwyn hc I just want to share some brainrot that I have so after godwyn death he become prince of death right but it's not the end of it he's love, obsession and devotion for reader was so strong even after his supposed death , the corpse tremendously taint the root of erdtree almost reaching all the land in between. This tainting can be seen among the death and living creature shown by the deathroot and the face of the prince of death in their body once it's visible enough his subconscious started to control all this being like a zombie hunting, searching hungrily , desperately but for who? It's his darling of course Tldr : godwyn was too much of a simple for reader even in death his still find a way to be together with you Also can you imagines godwyn using the death crab and basilisk to give reader some shiny peble or beautiful flower or controlling the skeleton undead to protect reader if one of them is destroyed he'll just use another undead to protect you the firstborn beloved

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ahh! the dedication!

this in fact reminded me i did not speak on what would happen of his darling, and after godwyn's death, and this offers me quite the opportunity.

godwyn using the undead to find his love once more is a beautiful idea. imagine...

simply wandering the wilds. the Lands Between have fallen so viciously, and nothing is safe. there is a strange hunter after you, D, for reasons you can't quite understand. where are the demigods that loved you so dear? where is godwyn? that golden sun? he was one of the few demigods that was not so twisted, so cruel. where is he? did he not swear to protect you, the last thing that was good and kind in the Lands Between, not torn by politics and divine loyalties?

but he was gone.

instead, you find strange hints. Creatures that go scuttling after you. Strange little crabs that would ordinarily bat around foolish Tarnished, but instead trail behind every step you make, with a half-familiar face upon their backs. when the strange hunter finds you, undead rip themselves from the earth and pry at his armour until he's overwhelmed. then, they regard you so gently. one reaches for your hair, to tuck it behind your ear. the other checks your arm for injury.

you are beloved by death, and it's not for some time that you find out why.

fia finds you. she revels in you. you may not be guided by grace, but she drags you to the Roundtable Hold, practically worshipping you. you, death's lover, what she so desperately has been trying to find. though she'd be honoured to bear Godwyn's Death-Mending rune, she knows he'd be so much gladder to have his beloved bear it. so she explains, the murder, the taint Ranni left.

and so, it becomes up to you. godwyn swears the rune will not kill you, not like it would any lesser Tarnished. you would be his lover as the Mist consumes, until the stars themselves burn out. what a lovely choice to make.

[ckret2]

I've inferred you like billford and i was wondering if you like any other GF ships?

if they'd been 5-10 years older and if Gideon had already gone through his humbling and heel-face turn before they met, I actually think Mabel & Gideon would've worked out pretty well; but Gideon spoiled any odds of that. In an AU it could work out. Anyway one-sided Gideon/Mabel is still fun to me because permanently unrequited love is one of my fav tropes, so Gideon can just suffer and I'll have a great time, sorry Gideon

I don't think they should ultimately stay together but I think exploring the toxic fucked-up-ness of unnatural magically-enforced attraction between Robbie and Tambry would make for a fascinating psychological fic

I yearn to know more about the siren Ford once dated. I'm personally going not by the "sirens sing a sexy seductive song" interpretation because that's boring and in my heart of hearts I believe that Ford is immune to conventional physical sexiness. Rather I'm going with the the Odyssean "sirens promise you irresistible knowledge" interpretation. What was that relationship like, what did she promise Ford, it's very canon that the promise of greater knowledge is metaphorically his siren song, the thought that at one point it was also LITERALLY his siren song is so juicy

I think there should be a love triangle between Manly Dan, Tyler Cutebiker, and Ghost-Eyes; Dan wins out though, Ghost-Eyes has that bad boy appeal but Tyler's got history with Dan, I think they've been silently making eyes at each other for years without making a move

the Hide-Behind is secretly in love with the Summerween Trickster

I believe with all my heart that Bill has the biggest stupidest crush on Quentin Trembley

we all know it's basically canon Bill has a thing for Wendy's mom, right

and furthermore if Bill ever met Mr. What's-His-Face I believe they would hit it off to an insane degree

I accidentally talked myself into realizing that Stan and Bud work REALLY WELL together

and of the other, like, normal popular ships that anyone else in this fandom actually cares about, I think Soos & Melody are the only one I'm emotionally invested in. I like them, I wanna see them happy.

Most of these I don't actively pursue fanworks for. ... Most of them don't have fanworks TO pursue.

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

tooootallyyyyy not writing writing self insert ship fanfiction about Madame Curator nooooo couldn’t be me

why hello totally completely random anonymous anon !!

i would absolutely adore if you actually did write self-insert ship fanfiction and you and Madame Curator (meeee) that totally wouldn’t be lowkey based on reality hahaha no totally absolutely couldn’t be youuuu

also that means i’ll maybe have 3 WHOLE FICS about this blog, and I find that to be a true accomplishment lol

[vanillashusband]

E1 lol

Drawing Meme

hgjhgf this one is a given cause I have an entire au for it!

[hsr-texts]

i bet mr. ratio calls his s/o "doll" or something, idk.

i'm not quite sure yet but i feel like there could also be something else

... i just don't remember what that "something" is

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Can I get some Luli (Lucy/Lisanna) quotes?

Lisanna: If I was dating you... heh. Let's just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore.

Lucy: What the fuck does that mean

Lucy: I'm shaking what the fuck does that mean

[she-weeb]

Your hair isn't iconic. You are a full grown adult but dress and act like a teenager. It's embarrassing and probably the reason you are single. I'm not sure if you have Asperger syndrome or something similar. There is definitely an inability to communicate with other adults (possibly just the mental immaturity). You rationalise your behavior by the measure of Tumblr comments and attention. Self reflection is a life skill you are in dire need of. While you sit on your false moral high ground, please remember this... It is YOU online seeking the attention you crave in real life. It is YOU having the failed relationships and rejection. It is YOU sitting in therapy every week and taking pills. You are not better than the world. You are a sad, lost person. Try to be more kind.

[cirrus-grey]

How do you headcanom Jon and Martin to look?

Very different to most of the fandom!

Firstly: Jon is taller. He just is. He's not tall - he's only 5'6" - it's just that Martin is very short (5'0"). Beyond that:

Jon: Skinny but not waifish. He's got enough muscle behind him to haul boxes around the Archives, or indeed to carry a heavy metal pipe while running full tilt through spooky tunnels, without collapsing. He's not winning any body builder contests by a long shot, but people aren't looking at him and worrying that he's malnourished (at least not until the horrors really hit).

He's white to my mind - I love the diverse headcanons the fandom has, but when I really sit down and think about how Jon is written in canon he screams "white guy" to me. Not like, pale-as-porcelain white, just your average peach-crayon-pale.

His face leans toward the "narrow and pointy" side. Dark brown eyes, dark brown hair. Somewhere between wavy and straight - no curls. He keeps it cut short until the Prentiss attack, then lets it grow out for the rest of the show (who has time to go to a barber when your life's in danger?). He either asks Martin to cut it for him in the safehouse, or leaves it long. Post-canon, he cuts it short again.

Martin: Fat, carries the weight mostly in his stomach/chest. He's stronger than you'd think to look at him - again, not like a weightlifter or anything, but he could pick Jon up for a few minutes if he needed to.

Also white, even paler than Jon. Fairly pink-cheeked until the Lonely, then over the course of S4 he looks more and more bloodless, as white as a sheet. He starts to recover color after 159, and even during the apocalypse he looks healthier than he did for months before that.

Round face, especially in the cheeks. Brown eyes. Dark hair - I can never decide if it's actually black or if it's just such a dark brown that it looks black. Short and curly. He gets regular haircuts to keep it trimmed through S3, then stops... honestly probably right after his mum's funeral. One last cut to look nice at the event, right? It grows shaggy over the course of S4, and then Jon cuts it for him at the safehouse.

[arttsuka]

Can we get a Jedediah and Octavius reaction to a Lancelot return? :)

I don't know if they'd really interact with each other but Jedediah wouldn't like him (at first at least).

[academic-vampire]

how to find moots on tumblr?

Honestly, idk. They just find me and they’re all so lovely and I don’t deserve them

(Maybe have a mysterious, sad aura?)

You can comment below so people can see who you are and know that you’re looking for moots :) if you’d like, of course.

[iaure]

How about yandere radagon? He's devoted toward the golden order but he's feeling toward you make him feel something finally he have something to call his own after everything with rennala not even marina or the greater will can stop him

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ i literally stewed over this ask and had it answered four times but deleted each because it didn't feel right but this. this is it. this is finally where i receive relief (i'm going to think about yandere radagon for the next week now)

warning: this goes into spoiler territory for elden ring

♡ it's not that Radagon sees you as a distraction or 'other' from the Golden Order, rather that you are a gift.

♡ finally, finally, his dedication and will has been rewarded. he has gone through trials enough, and you are his prize.

♡ you were tarnished, before the shattering, and you had very little ambition to do much aside from explore how beautiful the Lands Between were.

♡ you were wandering the Altus Plateau, trying to see if you could get into the golden city of Leyndell. you had a horse you rode, a firm friend, and were happy as you were.

♡ and Radagon had seen you from afar-a situation akin to King David spying on Bathsheba from the roof.

♡ he was so far above everything, and there you were, in the dirt, talking to some soldiers who were helping guard the perimeter.

♡ and like a blade to the heart, he was swept off his feet.

♡ you were sweet but proud and with a noble heart. Marika didn't have that. you held respect for those around you. Marika didn't do that. you were from the soil of the earth, rich and regal. Marika wasn't like that.

♡ he refused to let Marika catch wind of his infatuation with you. unfortunately, he was one of the few that had such daily connection with Marika, and he knew it was only a matter of time. what could he do?

♡ he and Marika sharing a body was like Leyndell's worst kept secret, considering how the nobles whispered, and considering how Radagon and Marika were never seen in the same place.

♡ was he proud that he was moving onto his third partner? no. but you were just so different. his marriage to Marika was out of necessity, and Rennala was a sort of 'heat of the moment' situation.

♡ this time, he knew he meant it, and he knew he meant to stay.

♡ when he first spoke to you, you didn't even know who he was.

♡ you were back on the outskirts of Leyndell, picking up materials and talking to the locals.

♡ when Radagon appeared, they bowed. but you didn't seem to quite get the cue, and instead, you gave him a wildly enthusiastic wave.

♡ he already knew he was in love with you. but your naiveté was just too cute. how could you not know you were being so casual with a god?

♡ you were simply delightful.

♡ people noticed how he treated you different from anyone else, even his own children.

♡ he regarded you with a sort of gentleness and inquisitiveness that struck them as off. what about Marika? why does he not do these things with Marika?

♡ oh, and Marika knows. and she seethes at the idea that Radagon was being snatched away, like how she did to Rennala. what's worse is the humiliation.

♡ everyone in Leyndell knows before you even step foot inside the city itself. everyone knows about Radagon's little plaything that's a bit too dumb and a bit too handsome and quite honestly shouldn't be in Leyndell, but there they are, chatting away with the redheaded god like it's another day.

♡ and the whispering is so so much, and Radagon pretends not to hear because you are his reward. nothing can go wrong if the Golden Order has picked you out for him.

♡ this is not something that the Golden Order owns; you are his, entirely and completely.

[flowerysubmissive]

always been a dom but after reading ur blog I’m oiled up and bent over waiting for you

☕️💦

Makes me almost want to get a strap just for you anon 🤭 Then I could pound your tight little boy hole from behind and feel you squirm while edging your cock in my palm~. I’m sure you’d look simply adorable experiencing subspace for the first time 💕

[sophisticatedheart]

hello! i am curious, what is your favorite line of chuuyas dialogue? from the manga/anime/light novel/anything!

thank you for asking i will give you multiple in different forms bc i cant pick just one thing he says and also i love him.

ok heres 2 audio lines first, its not necessarily what he says i just like how he sounds, like in the first one he rolls his rs a lot which is just so fucking cute he does that all the time hehe <3 and the second one i just like when he yells, and also literally like 2 minutes before it he had said "tonight let's just forget abt executives and ranks and just enjoy ourselves" (the context is they were telling scary stories but everyone started talking when it was chuuya's turn and he got annoyed. they kept ignoring him after he says this too ToT)

also i love how he talks in the fan translations in general. the official ones he doesnt say my favorite lines </3 heres some i rlly like hehe. i esp like hey stupid detective agency motherfuckers KFJHSKDJ in the anime he just says you fucked up detective agency and in the official tl he says how stupid can you get detective agency. rude. let him swear.

honorable storm bringer section this part was so funny whats wrong with him

also cant forget my least favorite line ever straight from chuuyas brain “Whose heartbeat is it, then? Mine? That's absurd. I'm not even human. Something as sophisticated as a heart wouldn't suit me.” and ofc He was the loneliest being in the world. fuck this book tbh. ok byeeeeee

[vanillashusband]

B1 - Werewolf Cookie (or Strawberry Creme Cookie—)

Drawing meme!

The ending of Werewolf's date in chp 2 was perfect for this one! hjgfh

I also wanted to do Strawberry Cream, cause he needs more attention, but I ran out of energy ; w ; hjfggf Thank you for the ask tho!